tools/score_weapons.js ranks the arsenal with a behavior-aware model:
effective DPS (bounce/boomerang/AoE/DoT multipliers), real engagement range,
spread-based accuracy, and damage pool per ammo load. Tier moves:
- Cleaver Cadence 0->1 (440px range + return re-hit outguns the starters)
- Bile Blunderbuss 1->2 (134 effDPS + slow + pools is secretly a heavy)
- The Cauterizer 2->3 (252 effDPS, highest sustained DPS in the game)
- The Tenderizer 2->3 (134 effDPS AoE, outscores Spinal Tap)
Tiers now: T0 repeater/marrow, T1 cleaver/saw/hemophage/eye,
T2 bile/guthook/fleshmasher/trapqueen/redhand, T3 cauterizer/tenderizer/
spinaltap/swarmjar. Smoke test pins the 2/4/5/4 distribution.
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